4 Things
4 CELEBRITIES THAT I DO NOT FIND ATTRACTIVE (So Stop Trying to Tell Me They Are)
1. Tom Cruise
2. Renee Zellweger
3. Katie Holmes
4. Brad Pitt
4 PLACES I WILL NEVER LIVE--I try not to say "never" so I guess these are more "not likely" to live places
1. Antarctica
2. Sweden
3. Cuba
4. On a religious compound in the middle of Texas (I'm with you Jill)
4 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
1. Volkswagon Bug
2. Pogo sticks
3. Baked Lays
4. "The First Cut" -- Sheryl Crow
4 PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE TO DINNER
1. Maya Angelou
2. Nancy Atwell
3. Sean Connery
4. Will Smith
4 TIMES I BOUGHT INTO THE "HYPE"
1. Body for Life
2. Chipotle
3. American Idol
4. Acrylic Nails (boy was I sorry for that one; it really messes with your natural nail beds)
4 TIMES I DID NOT BUY INTO THE "HYPE"
1. Project Runway
2. Bathroom wipes for adults
3. Self-tanning lotions
4. Adkins Diet
4 SONGS THAT I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT I THOROUGHLY ENJOY
1. Paradise by the dashboard light--Meatloaf
2. I will survive--Gloria Gaynor
3. The devil went down to Georgia--Charlie Daniels
4. 18 Wheeler--Alabama
4 HAMBURGERS I ADORE
1. Fuddruckers
2. Dick's Bar in Elk River (I think it's called Dick's)
3. Cambridge Bar and Grill
4. The frozen pre-made patties from Sam's Club fresh off the grill in the backyard
I WOULD WALK ACROSS A DANGEROUS INTERSECTION TO SLAP THESE 4 PEOPLE
1. Robert C. Byrd
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Hugo Chavez
4 IRRATIONAL FEARS THAT OCCASIONALLY AND UNSUSPECTINGLY POP INTO MY MIND
1. Sierra contracting a terminal illness
2. Someone under my bed grabbing my ankles before I jump in
3. Being shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean and thirsty
4. Falling down the stairs
4 comments:
I LOVE it when you post these! :-)
Why do you want to slap Angelina Jolie so badly?
I'll add "Carrying a baby" to your irrational fears about falling down the stairs.
How are you? The family? I've been thinking of you a lot and missing working with you.
-Abbey
This was hilarious. So funny that I agree with you on a few very strongly...I do not find Tom Cruise or Renee attractive (is that why I didn't really like "Jerry McGuire" all that much?!)
I also love Sam's Club burgers on the grill!
I would never have thought of the adult bathroom wipes, either...but that one made me laugh out loud!!!
On Angelina Jolie: How many women/men do you know or have heard of who wait YEARS to adopt a child? She manages to go to how many separate countries (3? 4?) and return with a child in merely days? Come On!! And then she is idolized for it by the media; and in turn, the public. How is it an act of humanitarism to pluck a child from a life of poverty and drop them into the Hollywood life of America, saturated by the media? How does that support or "help" that child's home country? How is that working toward a "better global community" Have you known any common person who has been able to remove a child from their home country before the adoption was even final?? That's why I would walk across a busy intersection to slap Angelina Jolie. Maybe I'm crazy; maybe I don't have my facts right; I have stopped reading anything related to Jolie or Pitt in the news because it gives me a pit (no pun intended) in the middle of my stomache.
BTW: I MISS working with you too Abbey!!!
This is a great post, hysterical! I love the honesty.
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